Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
“Hamish…Fancy a cuppa?”
“Not now, Dad! I’m in my mind palace.”
You must be drunk, did you forget your way home?
I’m not the one who’s scared of being alone
Got me confused with someone who needs you
Might be the joker but I’m nobody’s fool
instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation